I just don't BELIEVE it!!
How can it be that these people haven't included an article about MY village!! Are they TOTALLY blind??!!
OR
How can anyone write this rubbish about my city; it's just not TRUE!!
Let's see if we can change this RIGHT NOW!!
I've a good mind to send an article myself so that everyone knows that MY town is the BEST in the WoRLd.
IN FACT, I've a good mind to send some images of my own too. I understand that the size has to be a maximum of 750px by 560px (or thereabouts).
THERE'S MORE:
I don't want any kind of encyclopeadia called WONKYWHODYUWOTSITS writing a cold academic script about my village, they don't know about the juicy bits.....
Hmmm, thinking about this a little, I could write about the things that AREN'T so good about the town - not eveything in life is BRILL; I could, for example, write about the things that the town council fails pathetically at. After all, OLEONLINE.COM has visitors from all over the world and, I could sound off about things I want to see changed....
Fine, that's agreed then, OK what have I got to do? I can't believe that these people would be so RIDICULOUSLY STUPID as not to put instructions. Let's see........
1. I have to write an article of anything between 500 and 1,000 words (well, that's easy for a start, I know my town like no-one else does)
2. Once I've written it I send it to Carmen at the email address
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3. It says here that I have to attach the images in a .zip file if I know how (HA - these people think I'm as DAFT as they are!)
4. Once submitted, these people promise to respond to me within a week letting me know if my article has been accepted.
5. They also say that the article will carry the author's name, or not....whatEVer.
It seems, indeed, that there's more - if I have a web site or a business, these people promise to link my article to my business of web page and / or let me have a MICROSITE free during at least six months!!
Well I'll be a dog's breakfast, perhaps these people aren't so CRASS after all.
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